well the sale has wrapped up, thanks for all your orders and comments, questions, concerns. sarah handles it all but if you don’t get a timely response, make sure you check back in. honestly i don’t know how she does it.
otherwise, hopefully some new stuff coming soon and hopefully these sales all ship quickly, other than those that await printing, like the lenticular print or patches.
til next time, some gems to germinate -
- this lego pottery vid is great. this is pretty weird. this animation is sweet.
- this columbia pictures logo reference model
- good tip for drummers. this printer seems useful. posters droppa da bass.
- pac man beat / drum beat / 2 ingredient cheese. looks awful.
- i had never heard this song before. its pretty good, she could have a career in music.
- the sticker at the beginning is rad. and honestly, steve perry has a voice on him. incredible.
- this isn’t my favorite rush song, but i gets going. and this remains one of the best music vids.
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greetings. i have some older prints for sale, plus some newer stuff, you can check it out all here. lots of weird shipping info things, so be aware of that and drop us a note if something seems amiss. sarah’s goal is to cover most of shipping costs, we don’t make money on shipping. but its easy for me to screw up and price shipping incorrect, so when in doubt, drop us a note.
i also have some wood prints here - i enjoy making them but again, shipping is a bear. when in doubt, ask if things can be combined, i know stickerpacks can ship with wood prints. also, on the wood prints, because i make them, i stand by em, if something happens to them, please let me know. ‘the nails did this, the back did this.’ i want to make sure they’re of value to you, so if you’re not pleased with them, reach out and we’ll square it away.
as always, appreciate your business and kind words.
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EDIT: so its come to my attention that if you ordered 2025’s lunar calendar, you may have only received 1 Pros and Cons handbill. you should have received 2, it was advertised as coming with two. so, if that’s the case, if you’re in the (hopefully) small minority of people that happened to only receive one, please let us know via email. if you could forward your calendar order number as well, that’d help, since sarah will double check to make sure you ordered a calendar. no sneakies.
at some point in the future, without knowing the exact moment in time, i’ll be having a sale, some older music prints, some old stickerpacks, basically saving up for that 10k laser sarah told me i can’t buy. apparently ‘we’re broke’ is her go-to answer for everything these days. so watch for that, if you’re on my mailing list you’re get the note. plus i’ll have some woodcuts that i think are fun. we’ll see if that’s true for everyone.
til then, enjoy this list of finely curated internuts:
- congrats to the conchord boys. that album art lives on.
- this movie looks actually good. or this music vid of movie clips.
- prometheus, they cracked the code. AI kids in the 80’s. oblivion, underappreciated.
- film quality, bring it back. or hockey masks, bring those back.
- al green. clap your hands. roberta, rest easy. gavn. pavoratti.
- aw..this guy likes this dog. this lenticular stuff. this plumbline art thing.
- d&d was really underrated, i thought it was pretty fun. time to make a sequel.
- rest in peace ed byrd. comes for us all, but still, you left a mark.
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greetings all. i have a few new ‘experimental’ beta-phase type offerings that i am preselling before the upcoming sale of other items, so now is your chance to ‘get in on the ground floor.’
EDIT: here is an updated ‘guess’ on what the final piece will look like. hard to preview since its not small in size, but something like this. only high rez, since this baby was like 2 gigs. the preview image they sent was like 700k, so super-compressed.
you can head over here to check them out, but its basically a lenticular print of sticker designs, as well as a patch i done did. drop me a note with any questions, i also wrote a blog post that kinda explained a bit of the process. neither of these have been produced yet, they’ll go into production this week.
appreciate you looking, totally understand if neither is your thing. i just found both ideas fun so thats where i’m headed, FUN TOWN.
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nothing much new to report, updated the ol tstout.com, pros and cons, calendar stuff. need to put up all my kolcuts and radiation burns, wood pieces etc. lazy lazy lazy. just got to get nice photos of them, harder than digital pics! keep dropping us notes if you have an outstanding order from us, most / all should have arrived by now.
til next time, some link spice:
- warner bros on da youtube. waiting for guffman. flight of the living dead. deathtrap. critter 4. all the classics.
- SUSPECT, marvel, real suspect. but the movie looks good.
- this guy, what a voice. awesome seeing a song come together. and bobby d, better live?
- some neat movie sfx - terminator 2 behind the scenes - alien: earth…i’m in
- mike mignola thor project. magic of tintype.
between projects, i’m workin on new stickers. if you have any ideas/recommendations, put em in the comments below. if i use it, i’ll send you the og sketch of it. but that doesn’t qualify if it’s general ideas, TERMINATOR. TARANTINO. LIFE. gotta be specific to qualify. and please, put all of them in one comment, not multiple comments, makes it easier on my brain. i mean, don’t get too specific. if you said Critters 4 - honestly that’s specific enough. so its a balance i guess, can’t be ‘anything kubrick related’, but it can be ‘monkey man from 2001’ - hopefully that’s as clear as the black goo from Prometheus.
c’mon now. gimme all you got.
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so, everything has shipped, if you didn’t get your order or you have questions/concerns, drop us a note. i belieeeeve every item came with a handbill, so two items, two handbills etc. that was sarah’s shipping instructions.
otherwise, hope your year is off to a good start, i’ll share some links that i found bookmark-worthy (we used to use the term ‘bookmark’ in the ancient internet days.
- this crew breaks down some interesting movie tropes/scenes/directors
- i’m really digging these lithuania olympic shirts, a fun story. i am concerned about the quality of these reproductions though, iron-ons are typically inferior to screenprints.
- some of these i’ve seen. some i should track down. low-fi sci-fi films.
- time for everyone to change their pin numbers.
- imax vs everything else.
- ol j.carpenter cameos. i was reminded when recently rewatching ‘the fog.’
- these calendars are preetty sick.
- i assume i bookmarked this for a reason. a reminder for me to not get fillers i guess.
- fun article on mike mignola and his marvel history.
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sarah is wrapping up the last of the shipping, apparently our shipping program didn’t send out notifications like it usually does, at least not to everyone, so my apologies on these just showing up unannounced. c’mon Shipworks, GET IT TOGETHER. more like shipwrecks, am i right? just kidding, i appreciate them. BUT STILL.
otherwise, all goes well, no big news as we enter the new year. at least nothing poster wise, got some other cool family news that relates to something that rhymes with shma-shmoption.
thanks again for the jerry orders, been a nice opportunity to travel down memory lane.
til next time:
- in honor of david lynch, as much as new dune was great, it will never replace original dune.
- all i wanna do is zoom zoom. this personal space is relatable.
- 3d printed stuff like this is so great. i am tempted. but i am terrible. but still, tempted.
- some bladerunner trash talkin’. plus this is an incredible addition to BR canon.
- these are some interesting C.NOLAN ‘fave films’ on this list. Hitcher made the list. legit.
- this farmer seems like a good guy. good farmin.’
- this medicine guy is kinda calming. maybe its helpful in this season of ills that’s going around.
- this artist has a whole catalog of ‘making of’ this small village in the woods. amazing.
- i don’t usually 100% agree with these takes, but i enjoy watching them.
- scissor maker. QR code maker - (from the creator of Dinotopia)
- how to name a business 101
- sarah’s uncle passed away recently. nice little article about him in the local news. goodbye mike.
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greetings and salutations. thanks to all those that participated in my recent sale, it was a smashing success, the kids will have their stockings filled to the brim with coal for another year, huzzah. all orders should be shipping out early january, drop us an email if you have any questions/concerns with your order. if you ordered a few items, drop us a note to combine shipping, if its possible for us (some things in this ship do not react well to shipping together).
otherwise, looking forward to being more productive this next year. we’ll see! some slight humorous things going on with my brain these past few years, nothing serious i’m sure. but hopefully getting that squared away and can pick up the pace a little. OR NOT. regardless, i am blessed, blessed, blessed by my family, my friends, all of you that support my projects, just incredibly flushed with fortune and grace to be me, if my brain exploded tonight know that i am truly grateful.
on that note, i should write up a whole blog post about my jerry print, debrief it, but basically the quote at the top is from this concert, about 20 seconds in, made me laugh. other graphics littered throughout are from his various guitars, kinda the beginning, middle, and end life cycle of jerry. 53 years old. crazy.
otherwise, here is that printable certificate for you to fill out if you bought a calendar and hoped to give it as a gift. print that out, sign it, you got yourself a stew.
til next time, here are some seasonal and non seasonal videos to uplift and amuse:
- truck ridin’ / turkey raisin’ / swan cryin’
- those candies. how they’re made. i had no idea.
- kowloon walled city. fascinating.
- i listen to this yearly for the soundtrack alone.
- THX…wherefore art thou
- great gift ideas for someone. my buddy tom has these, they’re cool. and these are snazzy.
- warhammer fanfic. pretty well done, you probably seen it.
- and lastly…its good to let yourself be bored sometimes.
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since its the season of gift giving, give yourself the gift of shaking your head in disgust at the current state of our nations shipping prices and head on over to the ol tstout.com store.
these probably won’t be shipping before Christmas (this Christmas anyways) but i’ll put up some little printable certificate you can download and print out and present to the person you are giving the gift to. every year i think ‘this year i’ll get ahead of the holiday season’ and each year i don’t.
thanks for looking!
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hi all - i have my 2025 lunar calendar preorder up for sale, for those of you interested in tracking the moons in 2025. i have a feeling 2025 is going to be a big year for moons, huge year.
click here to purchase, and i’ll have more items up once i get this started printing! plus i’ll send out an email to my mailing list, it’ll be widespread info. this is just a small preorder, no email yet.
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is it almost the end of 2024 already? nuts to that. time flies. i’ve been well, staying busy, but probably not being very diligent in releasing work in a timely manner. apologies, not sure why i’ve developed some sort of phobia about poster releases. the mysteries of the human mind!
i do have an upcoming print coming out early december with BNG - so i’ll keep people updated as that comes closer. also have to sell my copies of my last CODA release, as well as my menomena prints, 2025 lunar calendar. it’ll be fine.
otherwise, not much to report. i’ll post these critical links that have the power to disrupt the fabric of time and space.
- adam pearson has been in movie news, so this short bio doc was well done.
- this short bio on richard ‘skyking’ russell is pretty…well its a bummer.
- i found this pretty sweet. lions. or axolotls. or polar bears.
- signatures - i had a chance to have a cool one..and i blew it. great stamps.
- interesting to see the parallels between soldier PTSD and the ptsd one might experience from the foster system.
- my friend joel’s band, symmetry/symmetry is releasing a new album. check out their previous tunes.
- speaking of audio, these performances are great. stevie. redbone. this intro is cool. the 70’s.
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well, its september, again, and you know what that means…if you do, please let me know, because i have no clue.
i recently did a cover for Layered Butters Kubrick issue, I was pretty stoked on it til i saw the art inside then i was a little bit ashamed, mine is the least good. still, you can pick it up here and enjoy all the amazing artwork inside!
otherwise, i updated some of my portfolio category pieces, most of it i’m sure you’ve seen, but now its official. some stuff coming up eventually, been really focused on this tree fort lately, getting it squared away. added a nice slide. free on craigslist naturally. as was this amazing rc cola soda machine. doesn’t work but still, looks awesome. got a new fence built to separate the goats from the emus. they were eating the emu’s feathers, so thats an issue. supposedly if you paint the posts in asphalt sealer, they last longer in the ground. ask me how that worked out in 10 years. found a replacement oiltank for free for our one that sprung a leak. i know nothing about installing oil tanks so that’s an issue. and my 12 year old daughter made these clay figures for her cousins birthday. aren’t they something? amazing. been a busy summer. was supposed to built a deck but i am just a little bit intimidated, it’ll end up looking like it belongs on the set of beatlejuice or something. so we’ll see.
otherwise, these links were enjoyed by me, so i’ll pass em on, enjoy them in good health (or bad, i know things are going around).
- honey badger cartoon. this artist is great. i’d like to make this game, seems fun.
- honestly, having worked at a camp for 4 years in a row, i love this type of cheese. this link is for sarah specifically so she’ll try this.
- this knot seems handy. will i learn it? i can’t even tell time on a clock with hands.
- my friend nando got me a figure that is based on this snake version of cobra commander. my kids hate that i haven’t opened it yet.
- ambigram. another talent i need to develop.
- amazing art of ducks. i grew up appreciating duck artwork, so this is in my wheelhouse.
- bill hader’s opinion of ‘no country for old men’ makes me want to see it again
- alien: romulus discussion. some valid points i thought.
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well summer is finally…almost half over? that can’t be right. anyways, its here, its hot, and people like the spicy heat. not me, i’ve grown used to the dark cold recesses of the human mind. ok that’s not true, get back on track ty, c’mon.
so, everything has shipped from that last sale, thanks again for that. if you have not received your order, please email us a barrage of emails til you get a response. our spam email has been a little weird lately, so if you really can’t get ahold of us, leave a comment here and we’ll track you down.
otherwise, things are good, heading back up to kids camp today, will be there through july, fun times. sarah does all the hard work, i get to paint and hammer boards and stuff, its amazing. coming up in august, the mighty mighty MENOMENA will have two shows in PDX. should be awesome, i am honored to be doing at least one of the posters for it. first night August 10th is sold out, second night, August 11th is still available, but they’re going fast. so that should be awesome.
otherwise, not much to report. some things making their way through channels, can’t complain. feeling blessed due to nothing i have done, but hey, when grace is given, you take it, am i right? otherwise, just keeping it real. or in the case of my banana tree, keepin’ it peel.
til the next update, here are some critical links that honestly i don’t know how you’ve lived without up til now. cue the crowds maddening roar “WE’VE ALREADY SEEN IT.”
- runner runner chicken dunner. got it figured out, hatwise.
- is this true? i did not care for this movie compared to the book, but recently rewatched. not bad.
- glassical music. this guys painting tips are great. this makes me laugh. its true.
- PNW in the house. or outside the house, in nature. rocketing prices.
- AI art. fun. road warrior fury road colorway. huh. alien: ROMULUS. nuts.
- fist of the north furiosa. portland graffiti. castle building.
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greetings all, hope all is well. shipping is almost completed, bit of a longer wait on the two newer prints but they have arrived and are the last ones out the door. feeling confident in the next few days sarah shall have all shipped. if you have any questions, concerns, regrets, drop us a note.
unrelated, i was sorry to hear about the passing of scott wampler. scott was a good guy. i can’t count the amount of emails i have from him saying ‘dude check out Green Room!’ or ‘check out this James Jean Akira print!’ - going through our emails, i found one from 2012 where i compared myself to arnie cunningham from christine. a few months ago (in 2024) he emailed saying his podcast was interviewing Keith Gordon and asked if i had any questions for keith. just that type of thoughtfulness, remembering something 12 years later after an offhand remark by me. i’ll miss his encouragements, his excitement, just leaves a wampler shaped hole in my chest cavity, knowing he’s gone. don’t know what else to say but man, wish i had told him i loved him, he was a good guy. check out one of the many write ups - here or here or here. many of his articles can be found here. to his family, friends and coworkers, i am very sorry for your loss. many many moons ago he asked me to draw him a creature head for unknown purposes, and then he sent this. still brings a smile to my face. goodbye old friend.
i have some other links but its probably best leaving them for another day, just wanted to make mention of someone who was a huge film enthusiast, huge poster enthusiast and just a big presence, he will be missed.
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greetings all. the great sale has ended. i’ll be putting up some woodcuts as i complete them, but i understand they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. i enjoy them, if people like picking them up, great, but again, totally done for my own amusement. you won’t hurt my feelings if you hate them (you will but i’ll hide it well).
i took the time to make a blog post (still remembered my password after all these years) about the sale, my life, just warm fuzzy feelings. sarah said i talked too much about our family, got too personal, but that’s just what i do, i play on people’s feelings to elicit sympathy. its just my way, i can’t help it.
we’ll begin shipping these out, i hope to have some new stuff in the works soon, so its all good, i’m stoked, looking towards the future (cue impending asteroid).
NOTE: its never too late, before we ship, to ask for a refund if you’re having second thoughts. circumstances change, i don’t track that stuff, sarah takes care of it all. so by all means, if you feel concerned, drop sarah a note, she’ll get it squared away. same with combining shipping, never hurts to ask. we usually can’t combine 20 prints into one tube, but she’s always willing to try.
til the next time, check out these links to just bring you down. or up. or sideways.
- infested. i saw this, it was scary and i did like it. only problem, no john goodman.
- arcadian was also good, if you haven’t seen it, streaming now. i went in with no expectations. enjoyed.
- moebius dune. so so good.
- i do say skidoosh still from time to time. so this is relevant. plus i still sing this song.
- my buddy lee got me this book and yes…its great. believe it or not…that’s just lee.
- stamps. interesting! we be jammin. this game looks worth picking up.
- rest in peace carl weathers. you had a run.
- my friend / homie bryan warren had a podcast interview on counseling that i enjoyed. he’s just the kindest fella, the compliments i get from this guy, i tell ya, i remember them.
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greetings. if you’re interested in some items i have for sale, follow the link below. make sure you check to see which items you can order only one of - in those cases that means you can only order one of that poster, total. not one regular, one variant. those will be refunded.
also, apologies on some of the higher prices. that always comes from ‘i don’t have a lot of these to sell.’ i wish i did, i do feel that frustration and my goal is not to incur wrath. but hey, we’re creatures of wrath, what can you do? and creatures of bills.
but i do have some more affordable stuff that hopefully catches your eye. i will also drop some wood stuff in the future, etchings and whatnot, something that gives me a break from the stuffy studio life.
if you order multiple items, please let us know so we can combine shipping if possible. in some cases, it is not possible. sarah will advise on that case by case.
otherwise, i appreciate your business and for putting up with my artistic unreliability. you can find the items for sale here.
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apologies, hoped to wrap up this sale this previous week but still banging out a few things that i’d like to put up with it, so it will be this upcoming week…or soon! on a positive note, prints are all printing, shipping to me this week so everything mostly will be in hand once we finalize the other half of the sale. so that’s good, no long wait for printing, they’ll be shipping asap.
til then, this will have to satisfy.
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greetings. i have a few items up for presale, just to generate enough dough to cover printing. nothing will sell out via presale, all of the items have limits on how many they can sell, the rest will sell the day of the sale. and i’ll have other items on the sale day as well, this is just a presale.
i’m not sending out an email update on this, since its just a small thing, doesn’t seem worth flooding inboxes over. feel free to pass the word, and keep your eye on your email if you’re on my mailing list, i’ll be sending out a sale email soon, hopefully.
and to those of you that pick up a copy of something, i appreciate you. thanks for that. you’re an encouragement to me and i don’t take that lightly.
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i’m still alive. i think. lack of updates can be explained away by life, life, life. it’s all good.
with that aside, i do have some artprints coming out, as well as a few fury road copies that i can part with. plus some other assorted bits and bobs. should be a grand ol time, i understand if you can’t attend. if you’re on my mailing list, expect that email. or check back here for updates on pre-ordering artprints, gotta sell a few just to cover printing costs. apparently the coffers are quite empty says sarah. alas!
til later this week, here are a few humorous links to lull you into peaceful slumber-
- struzan struzan’in
- under paris. scary. as a fan of ‘deep blue sea’, this could be good.
- learning to love transformers. i mean, it failed, i don’t, but i respect the effort.
- mignola mignol’in
- alien romulus: i have it on good authority this might be good.
- michael keaton on his many roles.
- john carter animation. pretty sweet dude.
lastly, i will mention the first artist boss i ever had, eric armbruster, has passed. he ushered me into this art business, he was a gentle spirit and i have many fond memories of him and his laugh. fare thee well sir.
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greetings! so, according to the little lady who sits behind the curtain, we have finished shipping. huzzah. if you haven’t gotten tracking, or just have general concerns, drop us a note. and thanks again for all your patronage. updated this portfolio website so hopefully it’s 100% current, drop me a note if not. other than my lasercut stuff. i gotta take pictures of that stuff! or have sarah do it.
otherwise, keep outta trouble, keep your head above water and keep watching the skies.
- halo 2 voice acting. i did not know miguel ferrer was in that mix.
- why didn’t R.O.T.O.R. catch on like robocop? oh that’s why.
- sisu. seen it, pretty good, preeeeettty good.
- there will be blood interview. some good questions.
- trap door. yes i remember this.
- elvis is still alive. i also remember this.
- a nice walk down memory lane with willem dafoe.
- interesting look into carl barks. my kids are big fans of those fantagraphic collections.
- kinda an interesting look at modern filmmaking vs the olden days
