captains log 0254: the morning after

Alright, banana bucks is closed. here’s the final tally. now, don’t despair just yet, we’re entering the lightning round, WHERE THINGS CAN REALLY CHANGE.

EDIT: last call - still an hour left to get your calendar orders in, your shirt orders in. and of course, your banana bucks entries in! don’t wanna be left on the shore when the ship sets sail! unless you get seasick.

just a quick update to let everyone know thanks for the sale interactions yesterday, from my perspective…all went well! so that’s good. to celebrate i went to the ymca this morning with my son to work out. my goal is to go from 230 lb gorilla to 229 lb sweaty gorilla. success.

anywho, SALES. stickers sold well, so that was good. calendars, still have a few left (its a presale so i have approximately 1 billion left). shirts, shoes, check check. all still available. WHEN DOES IT ALL END? ah a question theologians have argued about for centuries. oh, the presales? yes, they end 1/19/22 at noon PST. moving from memory…to myth….to the dirty clothes hamper.

”GET TO THE BANANA BUCKS” i hear the crowd angrily shout. that also ends 1/19/22, your time to submit totals MUST BE BEFORE THAT. 24 hours from now, pretty much. also (and people will hate this), i am going to put a pause on updating the numbers, just to keep things calm, cool and collected. WHAT COULD GO WRONG. check the original post here, and the updated post here. it’ll be fine. it’ll be fine.